1. Why did the frog hopped across the road?
because he couldnt walk across. 2. Why did they stop making barney shows? Because dinosaurs got extinct. 3.Why do we have smoked cheese. Because the cow was smoking before he had his picture taken. 4. Why do pigs snork? Because there allergies is bothering them. |
5. What do you call a reptile that raps?
Raptile. 6. Why is a snake so good at belly dancing? Because it is spineless. 7. What does a cow say when it is filling in for a pedestrian crosser? M-o-o-o-o-ve along children. M-o-o-o-ve along. I dont want to l-o-o-s-s-e my job. 8. What do you call a mad-man hosting a game show full of freaks. A freak show. |