1. What do you call a hospital that is cool?
2. What does a child say when they are getting a needle?
Mummy i am getting shot. CALL THE POLICE!! haha
3. Why do doctors write so badly?
The doctor said ( I just finished operating on a patient, and telling them what seems to be the problem, i have to write too. I hate this job.)
4. What does the skeleton say after the doctor failed to operate on him?
I have a bone to pick with you.
5. What did the skeleton say to the doctor?
Doc, your medicines seems like there not helping me, it is like they are going right through me.
6. Why does hospital food tastes bad"
Becuase they know the more unhealthy their foods are, more people will get sick, and they will have more patient, which means more work, and minimum wage.