1. Why can't a banana wear pants?
because a banana always split. 2. What did Mario say to peach, after saving her from Bowser? Why are you always in trouble, it's like you are doing this on purpose. 3. Who always wear a stripped sweater. It wears it evertime it eats, sleeps, bath,, and die? a Zebra. |
4. What do you call a birth mark shaped like a book.
Book mark. 5. What stays in the corner everywhere it does? A stamp |